Thursday, April 28, 2011

Charcoal Basket


For Easter I wanted to smoke a brisket on my Weber kettle grill. To do this I needed a basket to hold the coals away from said meat. Weber makes a charcoal basket just for this purpose and the cost is about $15, but look at how crappy they're made (shown left). So I embarked on yet another DIY project in order to improve a mass produced peice of junk. I started looking at Lowes at the junk from Weber, they weren't big enough and very shallow. So I looked to the shelf just below and found the replacement grates that go in the bottom of the grill to support the charcoal for normal grilling. I picked up one of these for $10 and it's made from very heavy steel. I then strolled across the store to the hardware section where they keep the steel for small projects. Here I found a peice of expanded sheet metal 12"x24"...Perfect $10. At this point I'm leaving Lowes after only spending 19 bucks...don't worry your math is correct, I used my 10% military discount. Back at the house I measured the grill a couple of times and decided on the dimenisons I was looking for. My idea was to use the replacement grate as the bottom of the basket and the expanded sheet as the walls. After measuring I knew that I wanted it to be a little smaller than half the size of the grill bottom and wanted the sides right up to the bottom of the cooking grill. I used a pair of metal shears and cut the expanded sheet in half long ways, two 6"x24" strips now. I clamped one of the strips on the outside curved edge of the replacement grate with small vise-grips and started tack welding it in place. I started welding on one side and worked my way around the curve moving the clamp as I went. This one strip worked out to be the perfect length to span a little less than half the way around. Then I marked the points on the replacement grate where I wanted to cut and made the cuts with an angle grinder w/ cut-off wheel. Now all I needed to do was weld on the other strip to complete the flat wall. At this point I have a complete basket with 6" tall walls, this is too tall. So I put it in the grill and measure up to the bottom of the cooking grate, then marked the side of the basket. I again used the metal shears and trimmed down the sides to the new height. Now all I needed was to wait for Easter the next day.


I started early Easter morning and filled the basket about 2/3 with charcoal out of the bag and the smoking wood which I'd been soaking in water since the day before. I used my charcoal chimney and started enough coals to fill the basket to the top. When they were white hot I poured them right on top of the wood and fresh charcoal mix, added the cooking grate and brisket. I used a themometer stuck through the air port in the lid to monitor the temp. I was looking for a temp around 225-250 degrees for 7-8 hours. Now I was very surprised with the performance of my handy work, it maintained 250 degrees to entire day with little effort. I added new smoking wood to the basket throughout the day and about a dozen fresh started coals from the chimney after about five hours. With saying that I probably didn't even need to add more coals because they cooked down very little over the 7 hour period and was still maintaining the heat well into the evening after the meat was done.

BTW, the brisket was delicous.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Hotel Sniper

I was on the road this week for a conference and stayed in a hotel. My stay was quite pleasant overall, nice room, great staff, good location. Just one thing I'd like to note, and this covers all hotels. The TV remotes. Where in the hell do they get these things? It has to be precisely aimed at the TV sensor. Not aimed in the direction of the TV or even at the screen. You must have pinpoint accuracy and hit the TV sensor dead on. I couldn't lie in bed and lazily flip the channel, I had to make conscience effort to find simple entertainment. I find this to be unacceptable. I can only wait for the world to correct this. 
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Friday, April 15, 2011

My new definition of hell.

Let my just say this right up front, I love spending time with my girls. However, tonight was pretty excruciating given the circumstances. Being a member of the armed forces we get many opportunities to see concerts for free. I had the pleasure most recently seeing Five Finger Death Punch and it was amazing. So this evening there was a free admission concert, right here on the installation, of Allstar Weekend. Now I thought this was an event headlining various Disney cast members and such. Nope, this was much worse. Allow me a second to bing you up to speed on this "Allstar Weekend", they are a pop/rock teen boy band with a pure Disney message. You know the positive message that they're impressing on our youth, that of Brittany Spears, Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan, and Christina Aguilera, to name a few. Anywho, There I was sitting amongst about 200-250 girls ranging in age from 3-17, a smattering of awkward  boys, and many distraught parents. When the Allstar Weekend took the stage, the screaming commenced and didn't stop for an hour. The pitch of the scream is indescribable, but could be used to disperse rioting crowds when small arms fail. So these boys sang, swished their hair around, and wooed the young girls (from a Disney approved distance). I must add that the lad playing lead guitar had very respectable talent (pictured 2nd from left). This was my two girls first "concert" experience and both seem to take it in a little differently.  The oldest seemed mesmerized by the lights and the sounds; she sat the whole show and barley spoke a word. The youngest looked pissed the entire time, but says she enjoyed it. She had hands over her ears, sometimes her face buried in her hands, but the entire time she looked really pissed off. She contends that it was a good time and enjoyed the show. They're happy, so I'm happy. I think we should look into weaponizing some of this crazy screaming girl energy and using it against foe.
Allstar Weekend

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